Today Was The Fun Day From HELL!!! By Ann

Ann had a "Fun Day" today at school. Here was basically all the life threatening things she was forced to do by the majority of common society.

Schedule of the Fun Day from HELL!!!
1:10-Had to go outside. Metaphorically stepped on Belzeneff and was put in a team in which they knew no one.
1:15-Tug-o-Torture (Tug-of-War)
1:45-Crapsket Ball (Basketball). Put to slavery by the Gremlin.
2:00-Walk 2,000 miles to the football field to play Frisbee Golf (Frisbee Golf). Lots of unnecessary running.
2:11-Fuck Tag (freeze tag)
2:16-Red Rover (Red Rover). Got smacked in the arm 15 times in the same place.
2:30-FLAG FOOTBALL (Flag Football).
3:00-Shoved inside to wallow in misery.
3:01-Forced outside to wait 15 hours for the bus.
3:16-Bus arrives.
3:17-Talk to Jenna about Fun Day From HELL!!!
4:30-Later continues to post Ann's troubles on the Internet while listening to Potter Puppet Pals.